Hey! Me again, here to tell you about the benefits of joining http://metalmayhem.forumotion.com

-Conversion process now 80% guarunteed to not kill you, good news right? :D
-Friendly staff, including a retired troll, a grammar nazi, a 4chan-er, and 2 Canadians...and me, fun right?
-A warzone, and new forum sport coming up, the Weekly Flame War (or WFW) where once a week, two of our friendly members attempt to kill eachother for our ammusement.
-Kewl banner...seriously...look at it
-Easy to join, you are about 5 clicks away from Mayhem
-Technically NOT a cult...woot!
-We only bite on mondays
-Free healthcare, cuz what's more free than something imaginary?
-No akward conversations (just the ones involving religion and political views)

Uh...and it's fun, c'mon, join us...do it, dooooo it (yay, peer pressure)