Ok this is a pretty good joke tell me wat u think
Ok so little Johnny and Mary are in sunday school right? Little Mary didnt sleep well the night before so she keeps falling asleep. So the teacher asks the class, who is our savior?
Little Johnny pokes Mary in the back with a pencil and she sits up really quick and yells, JESUS!!!
She is a little upset with Johnny now. The teacher turns to her and says, Good job Mary that is correct.
Little Mary goes back to sleep. Then the teacher asks, Who was his father?
Johny pokes her again and she sits up and yells GOD!!!!!
Mary is mad now. The teacher says, good job Mary. This next one is just for you.
Mary fell back asleep. The teachers says, What did Eve say to Adam After their 30th child?
Johnny pokes her again and she sits up and screams, IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I WILL BREAK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha. Ik it was long but if you stuck through and read the whole thing, tell me whatcha thought.