Here's a fun exercise!!!
Here's a little something I like to do. It's fun alotta you should try it. And it's really easy too!!!
Here's how to do it. Before submitting a blog/comment, you give it a brief glance over for:
1. glaring spelling or grammar mistakes
2. whether it actually has a point or is stupid gibberish that no one cares about
3. whether it makes sense at all
4. whether it makes you look like a retard (no offense to those on this site who are actually retarded, there appears to be quite a few)
This may sound difficult and complicated to some of you and i'm sorry if it strains your poor little brains, but it actually only takes a brief glance cuz the beauty of a computer is that you can always backspace away the whole thing, which is what i'd advise for copious amounts of posts. but hey, at least you give the rest of us something to laugh at...
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My last two comments should
My last two comments should be completly ignored, for I have failed my own morrals.
My friends, I have double posted.
my
my sympathies....
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Oh dear god!
Oh dear god!
NOT YOU TOO!
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Fggt!
Shit! It's the
Shit! It's the plague!!!
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Oh my...
OH SHI-
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my
my sympathies....
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Do you have any concept of
Do you have any concept of the reality of the internet? Do you realize that this post will do nothing to help the grammer issues of some people?
I vote this blog as fail.
Lrn2intrnt
fggt!
dear troll, oh i know it
dear troll,
oh i know it does nothing to help. its sole intent was to piss people off and have them prove how ignorant they were so i could laugh at them. also, i figured it would give some people a good laugh. to top it off, it was quite cathartic, and well worthwhile for me. i appreciate your concern over its efficacy, but i enjoyed it. sorry that you did not. have a nice day!
sincerely,
your friendly neighborhood smartass (YFNS)
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Dear YFNS, Your alias sounds
Dear YFNS,
Your alias sounds like a drug.
Although you say that this post will piss people off (and I am sure it has), You have no proof that it was worth your time to make this blog. Even if it was for the sole purpose of pissing people off, I could have easily done so with a mere two lines, maybe even less, and have a greater impact than this shitty attempt at making illiterates mad. Also, this blog was probably TL;DR (to long, didn't read) for most illiterates, thus causing them to ignore your message.
TL;DR: You have wasted your time.
Prove me wrong.
Sincerely,
-Your friendly Neighborhood Troll
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YFNT, haha! yeah, indeed it
YFNT,
haha! yeah, indeed it was a little long for the ADD society. that is why i gave them numbered points to read ;-) sometimes it is more fun to devise elaborate schemes, since the 2 sentence ones are too easy, though i'm sure they accomplish much the same. i doubt any of the illiterates can be reformed, but it is fun to piss off those who defend the illiterates as well.
Sincerely,
Some drug name that people will no doubt ignore
(YFNS)
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YFNS, You are wasting your
YFNS,
You are wasting your time talking to a troll in such an intelligent well letter formed comment.
Sincerely,
YFNT
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Fggt!
What is a waste of my time
What is a waste of my time is beneficial at this point for i am bored out of my fucking mind, and there is only a troll to talk to. i figured at least one side could show some intelligence, though it goes unheeded by the other. my posts are merely to amuse myself, and i enjoy reading your responses, though they are getting repetitive, and rather untroll-like to tell the truth.
btw, i hate you for being right about that scrolling down blog on myspace...goddamn you, though it did make me laugh, so not totally wasted time
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The trollness gets out of
The trollness gets out of touch sometimes if I am at a website for too long.
I might take a one day hiatus. Might.
And I am glad you fell for the bulletin prank :D
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haha, it is indeed fun to
haha, it is indeed fun to see how pissed people get about stuff that you obviously care nothing about. my favorite blog so far has to be HELLOOOOO, i laughed so hard at that one. good god, she is so ditzy and has absolutely no idea what's going on. but yeah, as i was scrolling down, i was like dammit, it's insane, so this has to be a prank, but i still had to see what smartass comment you had haha.
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It's funny when people don't
It's funny when people don't realize that they are being trolled, lol.
Come on now, don't make excuses. You fell for it.
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Fggt!
well, yes of course, it's
well, yes of course, it's probably what everyone is thinking as they scroll down. people take themselves and their ideas too seriously. i know i do sometimes and then i think, why do i even care about this? people should laugh at themselves. i mean, hell, we're all goofy enough as it is, and we do retarded shit.
*trips over wireless mouse cord...???*
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Wireless mouse
Wireless mouse cord?
GODDAMMIT YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO DIDN'T YOU?!
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BOTH OF YOU DORX SHUT THE
BOTH OF YOU DORX SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE EYE DO NOTHING BUT SIT HERE AND TYPE "SHUT THE FUCK UP" AND USE MEANINGLESS THREATS BECAUSE EYE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BECAUSE EYE'M BORED AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED...
(that was a run-on sentence) :D
OH SHI-! We're all
OH SHI-! We're all screwed!
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OH
OH SHI-
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Fggt!
:D
SU-FOOK-MI-FOOK-U-SHI
but seriously, there is a
but seriously, there is a cord for the transmitter for my wireless mouse...go figure
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Do you have any concept of
Do you have any concept of the reality of the internet? Do you realize that this post will do nothing to help the grammer issues of some people?
I vote this blog as fail.
Lrn2intrnt
fggt!
you guys want me to smook
you guys want me to smook your cook? :P
Tits Then we'll talk.
Tits
Then we'll talk.
tits are OOver-rated...
tits are OOver-rated...
go bury your face in some fake tits and try to talk...
HAHAHA!!! :D
NO
NO U
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Fggt!
SHE'S "CALLING OOUT" TO YOU INSANE!
:D
*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap
*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
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Retarded?
I can't believe that you are still poking ME the "Retarded Kid" with a stick! "HAHAHA, Let's make fun of the ugly retarded kid"! Really funny, ha ha You are truly a mean man! You know, I have feelings too!
db*begins to weep softly*
hey you're doing well for a
hey you're doing well for a "special" person. not everybody can come up with as much religious propaganda as you. I mean, hell, i think even Hitler would fall short. and everybody's ugly on the inside, so don't feel bad about that. just tell your dad that when he beat you, he should have used a cat-o-nine tails instead of an ugly stick.
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Can't help myself!
BAAAAAAAWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*UGLY STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!U Kill Me PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U Big MEANIE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!
that actually wasn't a post
that actually wasn't a post to be mean, but merely to play along with what dragonstink had said ;-) but yup, i enjoyed typing it :-D
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Welcome to the Fold is a great song ...
"Cuz" is not a word in the english dictionary.
"Alotta" is not a word in the english dictionary.
The word "I" is always capitalized.
"no offense to those on this site who are actually retarded, there appears to be quite a few" - this phrase should take a semi-colon. Not a comma.
"... amounts of posts. but hey, at least ..." - The word "But" should be capitalized.
"Not a comma" = not a
"Not a comma" = not a complete sentence
"this phrase should take a semi-colon." - This sentence should be capitalized.
Though "But" should be capitalized in my sentence, it should not be in yours since you were quoting what I said; unless you wanted to bracket it to show that it was changed.
However, there are no actual "spelling mistakes" in mine, but there are what's known as abbreviations, and who really cares about capitalization. Also, as far as I'm concerned, these are not "glaring" mistakes. In fact, only one of them could be perceived as such cuz i meant to do the others.
But his blog was in fact mainly written against the egregious errors being committed that make it hard to read anything while at the same time making the author of the post look like a complete dumbass. A brief glance can fix these. as for the minute errors you made, they don't really matter since it is not hard to read what is says. But if you wanna bitch-pick at someone else's "grammar," then you might wanna make yours immaculate (unlike mine in this post).
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Could it be.....
....someone is actually a Bigger smartass then U Philly?!?
BTW, Luv the BLOG! LMFAO!!! Have I plugged my favorite site enough yet?Here, just in case...http://dictionary.reference.com/ :D !!!
here we go....oh,was that
here we go....oh,was that gibberish.....?
haha, no it was not. as for
haha, no it was not. as for DG, there are plenty of bigger smartasses than I, but I'm just the good-natured one. Your friendly neighborhood smartass!
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DG says....
That U R PHILLY, That U R!!!!!:D
haha, thanky ceez. i figured
haha, thanky ceez. i figured you would enjoy this thread. at least you take the time (plenty of it :-P) to look over your posts and not post dumb shit (though dumb shit can be fun sometimes, as many of my posts prove hehe)
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