The best law in Utah

In Tremonton: "No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment."

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philiptarrant's picture

lulz! makes you wonder how

Submitted by philiptarrant on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 3:52pm.

lulz! makes you wonder how and why these laws were passed...

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RiD-insanity's picture

Just to fill up the page, I

Submitted by RiD-insanity on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 3:58pm.

Just to fill up the page, I bet.

It was also illegal to walk down any street in Downtown salt lake city while holding a paper bag and a violin.
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damn alcoholic musicians

Submitted by philiptarrant on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:03pm.

damn alcoholic musicians ruining it for us regular people who just wanna hold a paper bag and violin while going down a Utah street...had been my dream since i was a wee lad

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I am honestly gonna do that

Submitted by RiD-insanity on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:53pm.

I am honestly gonna do that one day, and see what happens xD.
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what a badass! you break

Submitted by philiptarrant on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:58pm.

what a badass! you break that law!

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I know. It is so

Submitted by RiD-insanity on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:27pm.

I know.

It is so hardcore.
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Next thing you know, you'll

Submitted by philiptarrant on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:44pm.

Next thing you know, you'll be a pharmacist selling gun powder for headaches, you miscreant

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I've already been there done

Submitted by RiD-insanity on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:50pm.

I've already been there done that.

I'm onto catching whales in the great salt lake.
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well, at least you can

Submitted by philiptarrant on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:57pm.

well, at least you can continue on with the animal sex...unless you've been selling those tapes....

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I'm gangsta, remember? I am

Submitted by RiD-insanity on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 6:54pm.

I'm gangsta, remember? I am totally selling those tapes.
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woah, i'll keep it on the

Submitted by philiptarrant on Wed, 05/28/2008 - 6:08am.

woah, i'll keep it on the dl. you might have wanted to blur out your face or something...it is pretty impressive that you can fit an elephant in there though...

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UNHOLY SHIT!

Submitted by chernazhena on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 6:51pm.

Was that Him you were talking about with the Lama and the Monkeys???