omg this is really weird. every night for the past 2 nights ive had a dream that i was at the mahyem tour. but its like in my backyard or something. is this normal?
Ok this is a pretty good joke tell me wat u think
Ok so little Johnny and Mary are in sunday school right? Little Mary didnt sleep well the night before so she keeps falling asleep. So the teacher asks the class, who is our savior?
Little Johnny pokes Mary in the back with a pencil and she sits up really quick and yells, JESUS!!!
She is a little upset with Johnny now. The teacher turns to her and says, Good job Mary that is correct.
Little Mary goes back to sleep. Then the teacher asks, Who was his father?
Johny pokes her again and she sits up and yells GOD!!!!!
Mary is mad now. The teacher says, good job Mary. This next one is just for you.
Mary fell back asleep. The teachers says, What did Eve say to Adam After their 30th child?
Johnny pokes her again and she sits up and screams, IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I WILL BREAK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG! I am so psyched for Mayhem Tour. I will be at the White River Ampitheatre in Washington State. It is going to be so Kick Azzzzz!!!!!!
Lol. Well ya thats it.
Dispite what the website says Ive been a disturbed fan long before whenever it says on there. If you dont CARE FOR MOST OF DISTURBEDS SONGS THEN i GUESS YOU ARENT DISTURBED,
haha a friend sent this to me, some you may have seen it before, but I thought it was funny and the women one is so true lol. Enjoy :)
What Womens Words Mean.
I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE GOOD FOR MEN WHO NEED TO LEARN WHATS REALLY CRACKIN... AND FOR WOMEN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! ENJOY!
~ 9 WORDS WOMEN USE ~
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
jap..my real name is stella but i use jadranka cuz it's much ..muc..it's much disturbed than stella 0.o..
i can't wait 10.6. cuz disturbed are coming in zagreb.boogalooooo !!
and dave,i'll finde you xD
babye,aand,see ya soon :D
hey everybody today is my birthday =D
Hey wats up? Dark Void here!
Anybody got anything to talk about?
I'm a bad person. I went and bought the limited edition set for the forthcoming album. I'm such a bad Mommy.
OK You see that up there?? ^^^^
That's my ex-husband's view of how I spent my tax refund and stimulus. Nevermind the fact that my kids now have new wardrobes and bats, balls, gloves, etc. for the summer ball season. Why are some men like that? So dang controlling that they have to demean someone in order to get along in life. If I could go the next 12 years (the baby is 6) without speaking to him, I would, but I can't so I have to endure this stuff. Ah hell. He can bite me. The terd.
Anyway, I am sitting here on pins and needles waiting and watching the mail for my package. It would be killer to actually receive it on my birthday (May 28) BUT I know that cannot and will not happen, no matter how much of a tantrum I throw. *sigh* Blech!
*gets over self and returns to adulthood*
Who else was there??? Concert was pretty sick...